I walked into the kitchen a few moments ago to find my youngest drawing and coloring. It's one of his favorite things to do.
I asked him what he was doing and, after a long pause, got "the look" and he said, "it's a surprise."
My response was a question. "Oh, is it a surprise for me on Fathers' Day?"
Longer pause...
[sigh] "Dad, just don't think about it." [long pause and sigh] "Don't think about if it might be for you or not and then it won't bother you."
After I recovered from my laughter I left him alone.
Eventually he came in and offered me this as a gift.